Friday, 8/29/03
Eighth Grade
Prepare paper for Friday Thang I.
Turn in Perfect 1A and "Checkouts" answer with your quiz.
Mental Floss

1. A man walked into Sam and Ellas's Cafe and sat down at a table exactly two and one quarter feet from the window. The first waitress with straight hair came over to take his order, but he sent her away and asked for the waitress with curly hair to take his order.  He ordered a cucumber and cheddar cheese sandwich, a cup of Cuban coffee, and a chocolate chelsea bun.  After taking the order, the curly haired waitress immediately said,  "You must be in the army."  She was right, but how did she know?
2. You are locked in the back of a car with a baseball bat. How do you get out without breaking anything?
3. Which doesn't fit. Seven, Which, Button, Battery, Run, This, Bounce, Is, or That?
4. Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
5. A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?

 

Friday Thang I
 

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