Friday,
11/14/03 -- Eighth Grade Warm Up. Write out the answer. Do not copy the questions.
Who is this a picture of? (+1/2 for correct spelling)
Why was it difficult for those caught by one of John's explosions
to deny they did it?
On a plumber's truck: "A flush beats a full house." This
kind of a joke (like the ones below) is called... a) a parody.
b) a pun. c) ironic. d) slap-stick.
Match the punchline with the joke:
a) Why is it hard to keep a secret in the winter?
b) What colour is the wind?
c) What do you call a camel with no humps?
d) Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
e) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a...