• Prepare 1/2 sheet for Test 18.
• Record: Titles sheet score (/25), word count for the week of 3/7 - 3/13, and any extra credit you may have earned this week (cross out 5, keep up to 10).
• When you are ready, click the link and do the test online.
• There is no need to write the answers down.
• Record your score (/35) and include your extra credit and Mental Floss.
• Staple your 1/2 sheet and your titles sheet (and if you are claiming vocbulary exemption, your pretest torn from your notebook) together and turn in.

1. What do you get when you cross creek and river?
2. What question can you never answer truthfully? (Thanx to Brian Lang!)
3. If men have two hands, and monkeys have four hands, what has three hands?
4. What comes with a motorcycle, is not needed by the motorcycle, yet the motorcycle can't run without it?
5. How can you spell "hard water" using only three letters?

Test 18