1. A tennis player is ranked number 200. He moved up 87, went down 28, and went up 117 places. What is he ranked?
2. A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl with the unusual name of Pibbles. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Pibbles seven apples. Why?
3. Figure out the missing four words to complete an old expression

Baby = Slept peacefully
Child = Slept well
Woman = Slept restlessly
Man = Slept peacefully

The man ______ _______ ______ ______.

4. "Hannah," said Bob, "I can poke my head through a hole this big." He then made a hole with his thumb and index finger. The hole was no wider than a quarter.  Hannah was sure she would win the bet, but Bob poked his head through the hole he made by his thumb and index finger and won the bet. How?
5. I, Professor Picanumba, will amaze and astound you. Take a piece of paper and write any word on it. Fold the paper in half, twice and put it on the floor. Now stand on it. Believe it or not, I will now tell you what is on the paper. How can I know?
6. Follow these steps and see if you can figure this out.

1) Get a brown cardboard box.
2) Get purple, orange, and turquoise paints.
3) Paint the box orange.
4) Paint on purple spots.
5) Paint on turquoise stripes.
7) Turn it upside down.
8) Lie on your side.

What is missing from this sequence?

Test #8 (7th grade)
Test #8 (8th grade)

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